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scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

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borderlimes:

someone: you don’t have to change yourself for me :)

me: listen, my guy, I have a different fabricated personality for every person in my life, so if you have any critiques lmk

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oaklandsuburbs-deactivated20150 asked:

how would exo react if it was really cold and you came back from practice and you'd find them there in a blanket and you join?

squishynim Answer:

Minseok: “If you want to, doesn’t bother me”

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Luhan: *wasn’t planning on sharing at all*

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Yifan: Him: “Are you sure you being cold is the only reason you want to share?”

You: “What are you trying to say?”

Him: “Nothing”

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Joonmyeon: *starts texting someone to buy you your own instead*

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Yixing: “How about you have the blanket to yourself, I’ll be fine!”

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Baekhyun: “Oh ok, so you want to share the blanket, but you wouldn’t even give me a spoon of your ice cream. I get it”

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Jongdae: *plans on cuddling and getting warmer*

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Chanyeol: “Well you see… There’s only so much room under this blanket with just me

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Kyungsoo: *was all for it until he realized how you hogged the blanket so much*

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Zitao: *he ended up being colder that he was by himself throughout the night*

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Jongin: *gets embarrassed*

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Sehun: Him: “No”

You: “But Sehun!” 

Him: “This maknae is turning bratty and doesn’t plan on changing his mind”

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Anonymous asked:

How would exo react if their girlfriend does love winks at them?

squishynim Answer:

Sehun: “And just what was that wink supposed to mean?”

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Jongin: *starts flirting instantly*

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Zitao: *starts imagining reasons for the wink*

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Kyungsoo: *hides his face after feeling the secondhand embarrassment*

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Chanyeol: “You got somethin in mind for me later on?”

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Jondae: “How many times do I have to tell you, your winking isn’t a good way of flirting and signaling what you want from me!”

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Baekhyun: *sends a cute wink back*

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Yixing: what did that wink mean, I know she did it for a reason, I just can’t remember why

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Joonmyeon: “Oh, I think… Babe, is there something in your eye? You keep blinking”

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Yifan: *knows what she wants*

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Luhan: “Is that a sign that you want a little of this tonight?”

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Minseok: 

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Anonymous asked:

Hii what would be BTS' gif reaction when their girlfriend wants to break up with him? (I was the one who requested sexy dance and thank you babe you are really kind ily~~)

squishynim Answer:

Hihi ily too Sweety ^^ But this was a bit harder bc not only do I hate seeing the boys sad with this gifs but I also didn’t have the right gifs for 3 or 4 of them! That’s why this was late so sorry about that ^^

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Seokjin: “Well… If that’ll make you happy then…”

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Yoongi: *gets incredibly quiet since he wasn’t expecting it*

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Hoseok: *hopes that it’s all a joke*

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Namjoon: “I know I’ll regret this later, but at least tell me why?”

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Jimin: *breaks down after you leave*

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Taehyung: *can’t help feeling like it was all his fault*

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Jungkook: “Please tell me it would help if I asked you not to”

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Anonymous asked:

Could I request a reaction (for EXO) about the first kiss? Like how he approaches you and stuff ><

squishynim Answer:

Ok~ I’m going to try to keep it short since it’s more like… A scenario of SOME sort *bc I can’t actually WRITE scenarios* more than a reaction, I hope you don’t mind ^^

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Minseok: OUT OF THE BLUE. I think that it would be a very random first kiss, most likely at a fair/movie date and he just was really overwhelmed/ happy that it happened without him realizing it.

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Luhan: NEUTRAL/ CHILL. Luhan would keep his calm since he’s older. I think that he would bring it up normally, as if he was bringing up what he wanted to eat, and kinda just go for it naturally. 

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Yifan: IMPULSIVE. I can see him as being the one who felt like kissing her for the first time and it was such a quick feeling that he didn’t realized he had already acted upon that feeling. 

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Joonmyeon: HESITANT. I think that Joonmyeon would want to make sure he wasn’t invading your personal space. He would bring it up and ask if it was ok with you and make sure you were fine with him kissing you.

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Yixing: SWEET. I think everyone would say this, but he would be very nice about it. I don’t think he would ask before doing it; I think that he would be confident in the fact that it was the right time and sweetly do it. 

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Baekhyun: OUT OF THE BLUE. Between Yifan’s impulsiveness, and Minseok’s out of the blue, that’s how Baekhyun would kiss. He would feel kinda in the mood and pretty much go from that, making sure it wouldn’t end up being awkward after.

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Jongdae: JOKING/ SILLY. Jongdae would calm his feelings over by joking about the whole thing at first. He would pretend that he was, and then laugh when you were fooled, and then eventually ask if it would be ok to kiss you bc he is, in the end, a gentleman.

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Chanyeol: NERVOUS. Chanyeol would think too much into the first kiss before it even happened. He would accidentally spill that he wanted to kiss you, and then freak out about that being too assertive and asking if it was ok over and over again. 

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Kyungsoo: SWEET. By sweet, I mean that Soo would make everything romantic. It would be a restaurant date, or something of that kind of class, and then the date would’ve ended in a cliche way, him taking you home and getting a good night kiss.

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Zitao: EMBARRASSED. Tao is very silly, so I think that he would use his silliness too much and then get really embarrassed about that. He would want to try to be the one to initiate the kiss, since he’s the guy, but his embarrassment would eventually overpower him and the whole situation would be in your hands to finish what he started. 

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Jongin: SWEET. *There are clearly different types of sweet >.<* Kai and Jongin are two completely different people. So, for Jongin, he would be very sweet and caring, making sure nothing was wrong and everything was perfect for you.

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Sehun: EMBARRASSED. Being the youngest of the group, I think that Hunnie would be very embarrassed about the whole ordeal. He would try to make himself seem like there;s nothing bothering him, but would be internally freaking out that he was about to get his first kiss. 

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